POSTER GIRL
Tinsel Life

I'm in love with the girl at the record store
Brown eyes, blue hair, and a red vest
She says the sweetest things to me
Like 'may I help' you and 'good afternoon'
But she is coporate and she is programmed to get me what I need
I like to entertain the thought
That this is how she'd be if she was with me

I'm in love with the girl in the Rolling Stone
I read her interview and she sounds perfect
If it's all the truth
But how am I going to get to her
Without stalking her
And looking like I'm not right in the head
I'm cutting up the letters for the note that I left that said

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I want to find the perfect girl
One who lives up to my standards
She's got to be an angel
A perfect little angel
I'll never find my perfect girl

I wanna fall in love with a rich chick
Drive her car when I take her out
Buy her gifts with her own damn money
Let her pay for dinner and a movie
She'll buy my clothes she'll pay my rent
She'll get my bills and cover my debts
Marry her I'll be set for life
Daddy's money's making everything all right

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So many girls that I have been with
So many girls have tried to change
To change the way that I feel
But it's not my fault and I can't help it
And I will never be happy

You seem sweet and oh so pretty
But we should take a break
Or just be friends
I don't think we're compatible
I don't think it's going to work out
I need to find myself
It's for the best
It's not you it's me

You got to be an angel
A perfect little angel
I'll never find my perfect girl