Signs That You May Be A
SQROUPIE
You do not have to have all these signs, one or two is enough.
These are just all the things that sqroupies have been known to do from time to time.

1. You know all the words to the songs before they are even released on an album.
2. You have traveled out of town to see a squint show.
3. You have traveled out of state to see a squint show.
4. If you go more than a month without seeing squint in concert you start getting antsy.
5. You build or contribute to a squint fansite.
6. You have been to their hometown, more than once.
7. You have been to the Chicken Ranch and were excited about it.
8. You have helped squint load or unload equiptment.
9. You push people out of the way to be at the front of the stage for a concert.
10. You scour the internet for squint articles when you are bored.
11. You converse nightly/weekly with other sqroupies via phone/internet regarding what the band is up to.
12. You have let the band stay at your house.
13. You plan a vacation around seeing a squint show.
14. You have bought/cooked the band breakfast/lunch/supper.
15. You eagerly anticipate a new tour journal even though you did not make the show.
16. You know what town and state the band is playing on a particular date even though you are not going.
17. You have more pictures of squint than you do of your own family.
18. You get irritated when it takes Matt more than a week to write a tour journal for a show you attended.
19. You have given them gifts.
20. People who have never seen squint in person feel like they already know them from hearing you talk about
...... them so much.
21. You know more info on each member than you really should.
22. You have participated in and even requested the Tote’s a Bitch song.
23. You have attended a Squintfest.
24. You did not have to read this list to know you were a sqroupie.
25. You have signed the wall at the Chicken Ranch.
26. You arrive early at concerts to get more hanging out time with the band.
27. You own more than 3 squint shirts.
28. You have a squint sticker on your car or affixed to some piece of furniture/appliance in your home.
29. You own any of the unofficial live CDs
30. You own a signed drumstick, set list, photo, T-shirt, drum head, microphone stand, or any other item that is
...... not a CD.
31. You have Mp3s of songs squint did while they were still in Michigan and request them at shows.
32. You knew the band when Dane had hair and Tote wore toothpicks.
33. You remember Kelly or any other previous members.
34. You fondly remember the first time you saw squint.
35. You have live video of squint in concert other than the DVDs they released – and you watch them often.
36. You know the guys real names.
37. You know why Tote is named Tote.
38. You can name the song on either Beeker or Tinsel Life by someone just saying the number.
39. You are on the squint street team.
40. You stood up in front and rocked out at a show even though you were the only one.
41. You have been called a stalker by one or more band members.
42. Ever made out with a band member.
43. Got really excited when your name was mentioned in a tour journal.
44. You keep flyers for squint shows.
45. You know the real ages of all the members.
46. You have had the privlidge of riding in "The Gladiator."
47. You drink jager just because squint is sponsored by them.
48. You can IM the members on more than one of their IM screennames.
49. You enjoy making random lists like this with other squint fans.
50. You know WHO beeker is.
51. At the bands prompting you make out with other fans so they can take a picture.
52. You have contemplated moving to Louisiana just so you could go to more shows.
53. You know more than 1 of Dane's Chicken stories.
54. You have made it a point to go to a squint show just to help celebrate a members birthday.